November 2010
1 post
If You're a Real Tumblr User, You Must Know This.
tumblerika:
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starryeyedstrannger:
Reblog to see the hidden message.
<3 Thank you Tumblr.
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Words Women Use and What They Really Mean:
papertissue:
littlemiss:
Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it’s an...
October 2009
3 posts
August 2009
6 posts
July 2009
2 posts
Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim Halpert: Go.
Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars.
June 2009
10 posts
textsfromlastnight.com
(402): lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
(1-402): IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I hear you!!
May 2009
35 posts
I was laughing out loud
What to Do With Hotel Soap
The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a London hotel and one of its guests. The Hotel ended up submitting the letters to the London Sunday Times!
Dear Maid,
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the...
“What you need to know about the past is that no matter what has happened, it has...”
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love...”
– Bob Marley
Dalai Lama
At the start of the new millennium the Dalai Lama apparently issued eighteen rules for living. Since word travels slowly in the digital age these have only just reached me. Here they are.
Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
Follow the three Rs: Respect for self
Respect for others
Responsibility for all your...
“You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die. Or when. You can...”
– JOAN BAEZ
“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the...”
– Abraham Lincoln
Little Wonders
-Rob Thomas
“The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more,...”
– The Notebook
kari-shma:
grace-notes:janettt:
Adele |...
“Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken....”
– Bride Wars
- Watched the movie last night and love this quote.
(via kari-shma)
